Little Z Thoughts

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Super Streep

Before Meryl Streep the devil wore Talbots.

Little Z Thoughts

Trying to hold on to that which is slipping through our fingers, always beware of rope burn.

Little Z Thoughts

Sweat is only urine which has lost its way.

Little Z Thoughts

The legs move fast so the hot air balloons can rest in the clouds.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep has only passed gas one time and it was responsible for the fundraiser which cured aids.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep's first Tony Award ended Vietnam.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep is such a great actress she makes Nicholas Cage look like he is talented.

Super Streep

There was no Santa Claus until Meryl Streep said so.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep is what the Mona Lisa is smiling about.

Little Z Thoughts

Costco makes men want to eat ice cream and cry.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep is the poor man's Paxil.

Little z thoughts

Clit lip could be the reason you have 3 babies

Little Z Thoughts

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

Super Streep

America took out Osama Bin Laden just so Meryl could play HIllary Clinton in the movie.

Super Streep

Everytime Meryl Streep says "Shit,!"a third world dictator is overthrown.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep can make it rain in a synagogue.

Little Z Thoughts

I need to carry pepper spray because I'm a pretty boy.

Little Z Thoughts

Always be the daddy issue.

Super Streep

Picture frames were invented specifically for Meryl Streep and they still can't contain her beauty,

Little Z Thoughts

If they put it on a post, it must be true.

Little Z Thoughts

When zen fails try thinking of screaming wife, only after thought, then zen work again.

Super Streep

Merly Streep uses old Olympic Stadiums as her trophy rooom.

Super Streep

The Russian gymansts were not crying because of their loss to the Americans. It was because they had just watched the trailer for Hope Springs.

Super Streep

According to Websters Dictionary the correct spelling for the word "perfection" is M-E-R-Y-L S-T-R-E-E-P!

Super Streep

Meryl Streep is not allowed to participate in the Olympics because she would get gold in every event. Weightlifting especially

SUPER STREEP

Honeybadger does care when it comes to Meryl Streep.