Little Z Thoughts

A friend wrote this: "When you treat ppl like they owe you something, they don't want to give you anything."

Little Z Thoughts

Instead of figuring out when everyone else is going to die the Mayans should have spent more time trying to survive as a people.

LittleZ Thoughts

No matter what you say, cats don't observe Xmas.

Little Z Thoughts

The eye which is always filled with tears cannot see clearly.

Little Z Thoughts

You can't shine shit.

Little Z Thoughts

Don't burn bridges behind you unless you are a tanker leaking water.

Little Z Thoughts

If music be the food of the soul then why is there only two juke box companies left?

Little Z Thoughts

The worst part about being a guy is...

Super Streep

The date 12.21.12 on the Mayan calendar is not the end of the world, it is merely the date Meryl Streep begins her reign as supreme overlord of the universe.

Super Streep

Friendships come and go, Meryl Streep is forever.

Little Z Thoughts

Happy endings are never a sure thing.

Little Z Thoughts

Someone once said, "if you don't know you better ask somebody," but what if no one is around?

Little Z Thoughts

Dead men tell no tales... unless they're buried with e-readers.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep was nominated for a golden globe because they cannot happen without her.

Super Streep

Actors chase Oscars. Oscars chase Meryl

Little Z Thoughts

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Little Z Thoughts

If you like calendars then you are a fan of deadlines and death.

Little Z Thoughts

If Jesus had breasts a lot more would get done.

Little Z Thoughts

Nothing like being cornered with the truth to make you do things.

Little Z Thoughts

If you think about it, "No comment," is a comment.

Little Z Thoughts

By today's standards, Santa Claus would be labelled a bully because of his naughty and nice list.

Little Z Thoughts

Grandpa told my Uncle on his wedding day, you don't have to go through with this son.

Little Z Thoughts

Irish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything but the grudges.

Little Z Thoughts

A tree should never ask why it grows leaves, it should be more interested in my there is a fugues growing at its roots.

Little Z Thoughts

It is said the primordial era can only be ended by 100000 years of rain. Take that Seattle.

Little Z Thoughts

“Surfing soothes me, it’s always been a kind of Zen experience for me. The ocean is so magnificent, peaceful, and awesome. The rest of the world disappears for me when I’m on a wave.” 
Paul Walker

Little Z Thoughts

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of presents.

Little Z Thoughts

The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here when the truth is I'm at Medieval Times.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep does not have to do anything for a Klondike Bar, they just give it to her.

Super Streep

It is said Meryl Streep's film Defending Your Life has cured hepatitis C on three continents.

Little Z Thoughts

Love is the most important word in the English language – and the most expensive.

Super Streep

The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg, it hit Meryl's 3 Oscars.

Little Z Thoughts

A frog once told a reporter, that's ribbiting news.

Little Z Thoughts

A wise man once told an actor, it's ironic that you get praised to be be everyone else except yourself.

Little Z Thoughts

As there are 4 seasons there are hipsters and as winter has snow, the blowhard dreams trucker hat mustached dreams.

Little Z Thoughts

We are nothing more than dogs chasing balls, hopefully they aren't mine

Little Z Thoughts

Chopping wood is devine except in rainforests.

Little Z Thoughts

It's not always wise to wake up and smell the roses, there is always the risk of a thorn in your eye, especially if you are neat sighted.

Little Z Thoughts

Empty your mind and find nothing.

Little Z Thoughts

On must always ask why day breaks and night falls, if they teamed up could they not break the fall?

Little Z Thoughts

Even the bravest warrior is a coward, he stands up to fight for a belief but holds his/her ground buried in the fear to run away.

Little Z Thoughts

Never look a hummingbird in the eye... never.

Super Streep

You can not find Meryl Streep, she appears when greatness is happening.

Super Streep

There are only two women in Mitt Romney's Binder, Meryl Streep and Meryl Streep playing Margaret Thatcher.

Super Streep

Mirrors are incapable of containing Meryl Streep's form.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep is the "the stuff" in which dreams are made of.

Little Z Thoughts

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Little z thoughts

Having a little brain means you can do as many drugs as you want.

Little z thoughts

Having a mother means you will get spanked

Super Streep

Meryl Streep uses Jaws as a jet ski.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep once sold the Brooklyn Bridge, bought it back at a value and flipped it for quadruple the profit, just because she could.

Super Streep

Meryl Streeps daughter may play a doctor on tv but Meryl has always been a doctor of desire.

Super Streep

Charles Darwin never foresaw Meryl Streep

Super Streep

Some people say Meryl Streep can't speak. Others say she chooses not to.

Little Z Thoughts

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Super Streep

Before Meryl Streep the devil wore Talbots.

Little Z Thoughts

Trying to hold on to that which is slipping through our fingers, always beware of rope burn.

Little Z Thoughts

Sweat is only urine which has lost its way.

Little Z Thoughts

The legs move fast so the hot air balloons can rest in the clouds.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep has only passed gas one time and it was responsible for the fundraiser which cured aids.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep's first Tony Award ended Vietnam.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep is such a great actress she makes Nicholas Cage look like he is talented.

Super Streep

There was no Santa Claus until Meryl Streep said so.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep is what the Mona Lisa is smiling about.

Little Z Thoughts

Costco makes men want to eat ice cream and cry.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep is the poor man's Paxil.

Little z thoughts

Clit lip could be the reason you have 3 babies

Little Z Thoughts

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

Super Streep

America took out Osama Bin Laden just so Meryl could play HIllary Clinton in the movie.

Super Streep

Everytime Meryl Streep says "Shit,!"a third world dictator is overthrown.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep can make it rain in a synagogue.

Little Z Thoughts

I need to carry pepper spray because I'm a pretty boy.

Little Z Thoughts

Always be the daddy issue.

Super Streep

Picture frames were invented specifically for Meryl Streep and they still can't contain her beauty,

Little Z Thoughts

If they put it on a post, it must be true.

Little Z Thoughts

When zen fails try thinking of screaming wife, only after thought, then zen work again.

Super Streep

Merly Streep uses old Olympic Stadiums as her trophy rooom.

Super Streep

The Russian gymansts were not crying because of their loss to the Americans. It was because they had just watched the trailer for Hope Springs.

Super Streep

According to Websters Dictionary the correct spelling for the word "perfection" is M-E-R-Y-L S-T-R-E-E-P!

Super Streep

Meryl Streep is not allowed to participate in the Olympics because she would get gold in every event. Weightlifting especially

SUPER STREEP

Honeybadger does care when it comes to Meryl Streep.

Super Streep

Snow White may have killed the Evil Queen but Meryl Streep took home the Huntsman.

Little Z Thoughts

When whispers become screams, be sure to close the window.

Super Streep

If not for mama Mia magic Johnson would be dead.

Little z thoughts

The coyote who howls is always hated by those who are afraid of the moon.

Little Z Thoughts

Be quitet, be noisy, be something.

Super Streep

After principal photography, all of the Bridges of Madison County mysteriously disappeared, most believe they were abducted by UFO's, I believe they died of a broken heart.

Little Z Thoughts

Destroying someone's life is not as difficult as you think it is, all you need is time and perseverance.

Little Z Thoughts

We are all more than test scores, we are people.

Little Z Thoughts

The more knowledge you acquire the less life you live.

Little Z Thoughts

When you are encountered with a new environment be sure to be overly kind and possessive.

Super Streep

Some say mancheego cheese is spawned from Meryl Streeps Oscars tears.

Little Z Thoughts

If the oneness happens to be a twoness then you should go with it, no ones perfect.

Little Z Thoughts

Hating haters makes more hate and haters hate that.

Little Z Thoughts

A well placed unicorn makes all the difference.

Super Streep - Factoid Edition

Meryl Streep Factoids
1. Meryl Streep's 2008 Oscar loss for Doubt is directly responsible for the current financial crisis and economic meltdown.
2. Meryl Streep's 1990 Oscar loss for Postcards from the edge is directly responsible for the first Gulf War, more specifically Operation Desert Storm.
3. Meryl Streep's 2011 Oscar win is directly related to the capture and demise of Osama Bin Laden.

Little Z Thoughts

Lying on a gurney is never a good thing unless you're the guy giving the thumbs up you're not dead.

Super Streep

If you say Meryl Streep 3 times into a mirror she will appear and make you watch Sophie's choice and you will cry, oh you will cry.

Super Streep

Men women and children all want to marry Meryl Streep... especially the women children.

Little Z Thoughts

If hangovers are Gods invention for teaching me a lesson than I think he underestimated my resolve.

Little Z Thoughts

He who has no friends never needs to move furniture on a Saturday.

Super Streep

My water broke on August 3rd and the doctors told me I was not allowed to deliver on that day because Meryl Streep gave birth on that day and NO ONE is allowed to follow that act.

Little Zen Thoughts

He who seeds thought, plows Destiny. You can also just give her a $100 and she'll let you do the same.

Little Z Thoughts

When you find yourself surrounded by idiots tell them its your birthday and they'll leave you alone, if they don't wait for them to turn around and kick them in the butt. When they ask you, "Why did you do that?" Tell them "It's my birthday."

Super Streep

If Shakespeare knew Meryl Streep would one day play Juliet he would have never have had her die because even children know you can't kill God.

Little Z Thoughts

Maybe Paula Abdul's absurd notion of being straight up and loved forever is the reason she's alone or maybe she's just a bitch or perhaps a cold hearted snake or maybe she wanted to spend her time with cartoon cats. She's probably just a bitch.

Little Z Thoughts

It takes a big man to cry, it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep more addictive than SAMOAS, sorry Girl Scouts.

Little z thoughts

Birthday's are the best 2nd only to halloween

Super Streep

Meryl Streep is an erupting volcano of glory.

Little Z Thoughts

Stop in the name of love unless you are being chased by someone with a gun.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep is the zombie apocalypse and other times she is not.

Little Z Thoughts

Houses built of roses can flare allergies.

Super Streep

If Meryl Streep were something you could eat she would be a pommegrante because they are superfoods and they can kick your ass.

Super Streep

If Meryl Streep were a soup she would be chicken noodle because she soothes the soul.

Little Z Thoughts

In a world of cantaloupes and cumquats be the passion fruit.

Little Z Thoughts

I've always wondered why my Jewish brothers have always been so adamant about punctuality when the Messiah never shows up to dinner.

Little Z Thoughts

Jello shots in Easter Eggs and fermented booze JELLO, these are the stuff of memories.

Super Streep

After watching Meryl Streep in "It's Complicated," Moses was inspired to free the Jews.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep created herpes to punish those who cross her.

Super Streep

The worst parts of a day without Meryl Streep are the vomiting and spasms.

Little Z Thoughts

Wet your beak from time to time and the rest will fall into place.

Little Z Thoughts

If the small death is an orgasm then a large death would be anagasm... or mine.

William Wallace
Freelance Bag Piper

Super Streep

The only reason James Camreron re-released titanic in 3D was because Meryl Streep allowed him to.

Super Streep

The only way for their be to world peace is for MERYL STREEP to be elected Queen of the WORLD.

Community Corner

Pershing and Manchester Intersection years and years ago. These days you would be staring at Hanks Pizza, a great place to get a huge CALZONE!!!

Community Corner

An image of the area which is now the ghost town area of Playa Del Rey, on the western end LAX.

Super Streep

When Meryl Streep acquired the meaning of life from God she was not surprised when he handed her a picture of herself.

Little Z Thoughts

Instead of constantly searching for the meaning of life perhaps we should instantly search for the meaning of our next moment.

Super Streep

If you look closely you'll see Meryl Streep is the Statue of Liberty, (I already knew she was a beacon of light and hope).

Little Z Thoughts

Could becoming yourself become detrimental of who you already are?

Little Z Thoughts

Life is like waiting on line at panera, lots of nice smiles and smells but in the end you are still standing in line.

Super Streep

The pyramids in Egypt were constructed to store all of Meryl Streep's acting awards.

Super Streep

The Great Sphinx in Egypt has a broken nose because it was in Meryl Streeps way.

Little Z Thoughts

Always hold grudges, especially for petty offenses, such is the substance of life.

Little Z Thoughts

Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone. Yes you do get burned, but the feeling you get when you see the look on their face when it hits is priceless.

Little Z Thoughts

The tea bag is a very odd thing, it represents the comforts of solitude and the pleasure of company.

Super Streep: Hunger Games Edition

Meryl Streep's 3rd Oscar caused the Hunger Games.

Super Streep: Hunger Games Edition

Meryl Streep has fooled us all. She is actually playing Jennifer Lawrence, playing Katniss Everdeen in the Hunger Games. Well played Meryl.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep MADE Dirty Harry's day.

Super Streep

Keep your friends close but your enemies closer to Meryl Streep.

Little Z Thoughts

Self awareness is like standing in a room with a chirping bird only hoping it will stop and then realizing it never will while you are in the room.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep is the MIRACLE in MIRACLE WHIP.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep would have cured Helen Keller...it's too bad she's dead.

Little Z Thoughts

He who is zen is nothing and he who is nothing is evertything.

Super Streep

One out of ten children in Europe are conceived on an IKEA bed, the other 9 are conceived while Mreryl Streep sings Dancing Queen in film adaptation of Mama Mia.

Little Z Thoughts

When people lose hope there's bound to be explosions.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep made that River Wild.

Super Streep

After watching Meryl Streep in Postcards from the Edge, Jesus turned his wine back to water.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep's instrument is as strong as an electric guitar who's notes saw through ninjas, pirates and academy award nominated actresses.

Little Z Thoughts

How can one read between the lines if one is illiterate?

Little Z Thoughts

Living is only great if you don't do it very often.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep is the reason the caged bird sings.

PDR Community Corner

Some new great subscriber images. Thanks for you submissions. If you or any of your friends happen to have more historic photos of Playa Del Rey please feel free to send them my way.

Below is a historic image of the Playa Del Rey Lagoon around the turn of the 20th century, 1908 I think. You can see the building where OUTLAWS is now situated on the lower right hand corner of the photo.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep is what Willis was talkin' about.

Little Z Thoughts

How does one learn to live if one does not live to learn?

Super Streep

Her name, Meryl Streep, is the 8th wonder of the the world.

Little Z Thoughts

If you truly believe then it is truly true.

Super Streep

If Meryl Streep were to have sex with Chuck Norris at the point of CLIMAX earth would be sucked into a black hole of awesomeness.

Little Z Thoughts

Many Zen teachers, in their pride, vainly boast that they know nothing,
but it is I alone who have truly succeeded in achieving total ignorance....

--David Downey, Savant Idiot

Super Streep

Officially replaced Dionysus, god of theater and acting, after her performance in Mama Mia.

Little Z Thoughts

He who fights life's ocean finds only the great shark bite.

Little Z Thoughts

Why do we howl to the moon when we know she has no ears?

Super Streep

Meryl Streep killed the dingo that ate that baby.

Super Street

FACT

There was no Wailing Wall before Sofie's Choice.

Little Z Thoughts

Little dog sit outside, little dog see no lie, little dog judging sky, little dog little life. Cry, CRy, CRY little dog.

Super Streep

Oscars are awarded Meryls.

Little Z Thoughts

A day with no sunshine is like night.

Little Z Thoughts

If fairies were to go to war with the leprechauns the real losers are the good folks at General Foods... and of course the children.

Little Z Thoughts: Streep Week Edition

Her (Meryl Streep) eyes are made of glacial dew and her passion is forged from volcano fire, her words move mountains, give purpose to streams and bestow the meaning to your provincial life.

---Soleil Moonfrye, Internet Personality

Super Streep

There is a petition going around Hollywood rename awards season to Streep season.

Little Z Thoughts: Streep Week Edition

...And on the 6th day god said Merly Streep shall taketh all the children of all of those who break from the sacred bonds of matrimony.

--Ian Mckellan, Sorcerer and Actor

Little Z Thoughts: Streep Week Edition

To error is human, to forgive is Meryl Streep...

--God, author and theologist

Little Z Thoughts: Streep Week Edition...the leftovers...

Streep is like a grenade to the soul and then she sews you up and shoves another grenade right back in there then she gets out her buck knife and cuts it out again and makes you watch her blow her self up... and you cry... like an american.

--clint eastwood, actor/ director

Little Z Thoughts: Streep Week Edition

To Streep means you are unobstructed in living your life as you choose, anything less is a form of slavery.

--James Lipton, TV Talk Show Host

Little Z Thoughts: Streep Week Edition

Streep is harder than iron, stronger than stone and more fragile than a rose.

Yale School of Drama Proverb 

Little Z Thoughts: Streep Week Edition

Dear Readers,


In honor of the Actress Meryl Streep's historic Oscar win we have decided to dedicate all of this week's quotes to the prolific preformer. Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present to you "Streep Week." Each quote will have something to do with the artistry involved in her films.

Best,

The Editor

Little Z Thoughts: Streep Week Edition

There is Meryl Streep or there is none.

Little Z Thoughts: Streep Week Edition

Meryl Streep is everything.

--Jessica Beil

Little Z Thoughts

It is the duty of the black hearted to murder the dreams of the good, where as it is the duty of the good hearted to suck to venom of the black.

Little Z thoughts

He who puts his trust in the Milky Boy only finds himself in a relationship with a fool.

--Lotus Flower

Little Z Thoughts

There is no other in the whole universe; it is just you.

Little Z Thoughts

Like dentists who recommend toothpastes, If you find 5 out of 6 people agree you're an idiot, then you're probably an idiot.

Little Z Thoughts

If zombies can find love in brains, then you should be fully capable discovering love outside yourself.

Little Z Thoughts

It really is true...

G.Ballz, Spiritual Leader and Friend

Little Z Thoughts

Reeds bend in the wind,  men menstruate by shedding others blood, and Ryan Gosling.

Little Z Thoughts

If it is our responsibility to leave the world a little more beautiful than we received it then why did we kill all the unicorns?

Little Z Thoughts

For mankind, he who laughs last, laughs alone.

--- Zethrey Penrice, Entrepreneur

Little Z Thoughts

Definition:
Faith [feyth]
noun
1. Tightening your grip on a slippery rope and not expecting rope burn.
2. The waterless flower.
3. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

Little Z Thoughts

He he actively searches for love finds a dogs offering beneath his shoe.

Little Z Thoughts

Instead of masturbating our egos, what if we instead learned to pause after each urge?

Little Z Thoughts

Do no confuse coincidence with irony, the difference is you... Isn't that ironic don't you think.

Little Z Thoughts

If zeal is for the young and inexperienced, then why are babies always sleeping?

Little Z Thoughts

He who does not dream is never disappointed.

Little Z Thoughts

If one learns lessons to know more than another, to flaunt that knowledge in front of another, does that person actually learn anything?

Little Z Thoughts

The dog who chases the fish is a happy dog.

Little Z Thoughts

If you find yourself a Friend of Butternuts, do not be surprised when you find yourself a Squashed foe of the Great Winston Churchill.

Little Z Thoughts

When someone is breathing loudly, either they are closer to death than you or they want you to ask them "What's wrong?" Either way, it's annoying.

Little Z Thoughts

If the fate of humanity rests upon a GROUNDHOG, then on whom does the fate of the GROUNDHOGS rest?

Little Z Thoughts

What is the point of scanning documents for someone if you're not going to email them to them?

-E.E. Thorne

Little Z Thoughts

Absurd absurdity.

Little Z Thoughts

If water is the substance of life why do we do we not live in a bath tub?

Little Z Thoughts

If becoming a butterfly were easy then caterpillars would be beautiful as well.

Little Z Thoughts

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

Little Z Thoughts

Marginalize idiots, they are by definition idiots.

Little Z Thoughts

Flamethrowers and dynamite are both methods of clearing paths and leveling mountains, seldom used but also as effective are patience and time.

Little Z Thoughts

We are all part of the collective unconscious, do not put yourself above your brothers.

Little Z Thoughts

When death glances in your direction, play dead until he looks at your neighbor.

Little Z Thoughts

Two mouths yell and the result is a headache, one mouth yells and there is still a headache, if this is so then why are we speaking so loud?

Little Z Thoughts

Even the helpless are capable of harm. Think of the thorn that defends the rose. It harms only those who would steal the blossom from the plant.

Little Z Thoughts

Sticks and stones do break bones and names do always hurt. It is your responsibility to pick up the sticks and hurl them back at the name callers throat, broken windpipes make no sound.

Little Z Thoughts

If you do not voice your intentions aloud to the universe it will not listen, it has greater matters at hand than guessing and manufacturing a single persons wants and desires.

Little Z Thoughts

One must be in motion if one expects his world to move.

Little Z Thoughts

Flowers grow more beautifully in wild pastures than in well kept gardens

Little Z Thoughts

All B sides call the A sides B sides and A sides do the same to the B's. That is in essence all life.

-Bono
Recording Artist

Little Z Thoughts

To have true knowledge you must know the extent of others stupidity.

Little Z Thoughts

To be wronged is nothing

Little Z Thoughts

No matter how long you wait to pick a grapefruit it will always be bitter.

Little Z Thoughts

Don't save the cat, if it is stuck in the tree leave it there. Knowledge is only acquired by the journey down.

Little Z Thoughts

It takes a wise man to learn from his mistakes, but an even wiser man to make none at all.

Little Z Thoughts

When it comes to the matters of the heart, we are all map-less pioneers.

Little Z Thoughts

You are already incomplete, you just don't know it.

Little Z Thoughts

Sleeping ears hear no sound, a garden's most beautiful flower sees not it's vibrant petals nor hears the child's praise when encircled by sleeps slumbery slumber.

Little Z Thoughts

Flying birds search for worms, swimming fish search for worms, digging worms search for peace.

Little Z Thoughts

All bad things are good.

Little Z Thoughts

Sunsets are not always sunsets, coyotes are always Coyotes.

Little Z Thoughts

If you clap louder than the rattle snakes you will not hear them.

Little Z Thoughts

Nothing is gained from working towards a goal, if it does not come easy then it is a pointless waste of time.

Little Z Thought

When you climb to a mountains peak, turn around, go home and never climb again.

Little Z Thoughts

Be emotional always in all situations. A full heart is a great compass, distance and logic only fogs reason.

Little Z Thought

When throwing stones at a glass house , make sure the windows are open.

Daily Z Thought

When you are unable to see to the top of the stairs it is pointless to buy a remote-control helicopter...