Little Z Thoughts

When you are encountered with a new environment be sure to be overly kind and possessive.

Super Streep

Some say mancheego cheese is spawned from Meryl Streeps Oscars tears.

Little Z Thoughts

If the oneness happens to be a twoness then you should go with it, no ones perfect.

Little Z Thoughts

Hating haters makes more hate and haters hate that.

Little Z Thoughts

A well placed unicorn makes all the difference.

Super Streep - Factoid Edition

Meryl Streep Factoids
1. Meryl Streep's 2008 Oscar loss for Doubt is directly responsible for the current financial crisis and economic meltdown.
2. Meryl Streep's 1990 Oscar loss for Postcards from the edge is directly responsible for the first Gulf War, more specifically Operation Desert Storm.
3. Meryl Streep's 2011 Oscar win is directly related to the capture and demise of Osama Bin Laden.

Little Z Thoughts

Lying on a gurney is never a good thing unless you're the guy giving the thumbs up you're not dead.

Super Streep

If you say Meryl Streep 3 times into a mirror she will appear and make you watch Sophie's choice and you will cry, oh you will cry.

Super Streep

Men women and children all want to marry Meryl Streep... especially the women children.

Little Z Thoughts

If hangovers are Gods invention for teaching me a lesson than I think he underestimated my resolve.

Little Z Thoughts

He who has no friends never needs to move furniture on a Saturday.

Super Streep

My water broke on August 3rd and the doctors told me I was not allowed to deliver on that day because Meryl Streep gave birth on that day and NO ONE is allowed to follow that act.

Little Zen Thoughts

He who seeds thought, plows Destiny. You can also just give her a $100 and she'll let you do the same.

Little Z Thoughts

When you find yourself surrounded by idiots tell them its your birthday and they'll leave you alone, if they don't wait for them to turn around and kick them in the butt. When they ask you, "Why did you do that?" Tell them "It's my birthday."

Super Streep

If Shakespeare knew Meryl Streep would one day play Juliet he would have never have had her die because even children know you can't kill God.

Little Z Thoughts

Maybe Paula Abdul's absurd notion of being straight up and loved forever is the reason she's alone or maybe she's just a bitch or perhaps a cold hearted snake or maybe she wanted to spend her time with cartoon cats. She's probably just a bitch.

Little Z Thoughts

It takes a big man to cry, it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep more addictive than SAMOAS, sorry Girl Scouts.

Little z thoughts

Birthday's are the best 2nd only to halloween

Super Streep

Meryl Streep is an erupting volcano of glory.

Little Z Thoughts

Stop in the name of love unless you are being chased by someone with a gun.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep is the zombie apocalypse and other times she is not.

Little Z Thoughts

Houses built of roses can flare allergies.

Super Streep

If Meryl Streep were something you could eat she would be a pommegrante because they are superfoods and they can kick your ass.

Super Streep

If Meryl Streep were a soup she would be chicken noodle because she soothes the soul.

Little Z Thoughts

In a world of cantaloupes and cumquats be the passion fruit.

Little Z Thoughts

I've always wondered why my Jewish brothers have always been so adamant about punctuality when the Messiah never shows up to dinner.

Little Z Thoughts

Jello shots in Easter Eggs and fermented booze JELLO, these are the stuff of memories.

Super Streep

After watching Meryl Streep in "It's Complicated," Moses was inspired to free the Jews.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep created herpes to punish those who cross her.

Super Streep

The worst parts of a day without Meryl Streep are the vomiting and spasms.

Little Z Thoughts

Wet your beak from time to time and the rest will fall into place.

Little Z Thoughts

If the small death is an orgasm then a large death would be anagasm... or mine.

William Wallace
Freelance Bag Piper

Super Streep

The only reason James Camreron re-released titanic in 3D was because Meryl Streep allowed him to.

Super Streep

The only way for their be to world peace is for MERYL STREEP to be elected Queen of the WORLD.

Community Corner

Pershing and Manchester Intersection years and years ago. These days you would be staring at Hanks Pizza, a great place to get a huge CALZONE!!!

Community Corner

An image of the area which is now the ghost town area of Playa Del Rey, on the western end LAX.

Super Streep

When Meryl Streep acquired the meaning of life from God she was not surprised when he handed her a picture of herself.

Little Z Thoughts

Instead of constantly searching for the meaning of life perhaps we should instantly search for the meaning of our next moment.

Super Streep

If you look closely you'll see Meryl Streep is the Statue of Liberty, (I already knew she was a beacon of light and hope).

Little Z Thoughts

Could becoming yourself become detrimental of who you already are?