Little Z Thoughts

A friend wrote this: "When you treat ppl like they owe you something, they don't want to give you anything."

Little Z Thoughts

Instead of figuring out when everyone else is going to die the Mayans should have spent more time trying to survive as a people.

LittleZ Thoughts

No matter what you say, cats don't observe Xmas.

Little Z Thoughts

The eye which is always filled with tears cannot see clearly.

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You can't shine shit.

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Don't burn bridges behind you unless you are a tanker leaking water.

Little Z Thoughts

If music be the food of the soul then why is there only two juke box companies left?

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The worst part about being a guy is...

Super Streep

The date 12.21.12 on the Mayan calendar is not the end of the world, it is merely the date Meryl Streep begins her reign as supreme overlord of the universe.

Super Streep

Friendships come and go, Meryl Streep is forever.

Little Z Thoughts

Happy endings are never a sure thing.

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Someone once said, "if you don't know you better ask somebody," but what if no one is around?

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Dead men tell no tales... unless they're buried with e-readers.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep was nominated for a golden globe because they cannot happen without her.

Super Streep

Actors chase Oscars. Oscars chase Meryl

Little Z Thoughts

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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If you like calendars then you are a fan of deadlines and death.

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If Jesus had breasts a lot more would get done.

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Nothing like being cornered with the truth to make you do things.

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If you think about it, "No comment," is a comment.

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By today's standards, Santa Claus would be labelled a bully because of his naughty and nice list.

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Grandpa told my Uncle on his wedding day, you don't have to go through with this son.

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Irish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything but the grudges.

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A tree should never ask why it grows leaves, it should be more interested in my there is a fugues growing at its roots.

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It is said the primordial era can only be ended by 100000 years of rain. Take that Seattle.

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“Surfing soothes me, it’s always been a kind of Zen experience for me. The ocean is so magnificent, peaceful, and awesome. The rest of the world disappears for me when I’m on a wave.” 
Paul Walker

Little Z Thoughts

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of presents.

Little Z Thoughts

The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here when the truth is I'm at Medieval Times.

Super Streep

Meryl Streep does not have to do anything for a Klondike Bar, they just give it to her.

Super Streep

It is said Meryl Streep's film Defending Your Life has cured hepatitis C on three continents.

Little Z Thoughts

Love is the most important word in the English language – and the most expensive.

Super Streep

The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg, it hit Meryl's 3 Oscars.

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A frog once told a reporter, that's ribbiting news.

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A wise man once told an actor, it's ironic that you get praised to be be everyone else except yourself.

Little Z Thoughts

As there are 4 seasons there are hipsters and as winter has snow, the blowhard dreams trucker hat mustached dreams.