Super Streep - Factoid Edition

Meryl Streep Factoids
1. Meryl Streep's 2008 Oscar loss for Doubt is directly responsible for the current financial crisis and economic meltdown.
2. Meryl Streep's 1990 Oscar loss for Postcards from the edge is directly responsible for the first Gulf War, more specifically Operation Desert Storm.
3. Meryl Streep's 2011 Oscar win is directly related to the capture and demise of Osama Bin Laden.